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The New Florida
The Florida State Flag: a blue
tarp.
The license plate symbol: a chain saw. .
The new State song: "Blowing in the Wind."
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The state motto" "Oh my God, Here comes another one."
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The new state beverage: anything with an alcohol base.
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The new State tree: any that are left standing at the end
of hurricane season.
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The new State Bird: "whipper" will.
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The new State nickname: "State of Disaster."
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Article from columnist David Grimes
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